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Thursday, 09 February 2006

Rejection Hurts; being an overly sensitive group of artists with a name that invites rejection is cause for us to express our feelings. We do it with song.

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Fuck MP3 is written in response to the mp3.com legal department which kicked us off their site because of complaints from bands that didn't like our name and rapidly growing notoriety. In all fairness, they tried to help us remain a member of the mp3.com team by suggesting a band name change. Acting as the band representative I informed them that we began using the name Fuckin' Shit Biscuits in 1983.

The following are hurtful correspondances recieved from "friends" at myspace.com.

Guys,
I can't really add you b/c yur name is far too stupid and profane. But I haven't been able to stop fucking laughing since I saw your profile. That might be the best band name ever.

Good luck to you guys. May the shit be with you.

Steve LaBate
Associate Editor

 

AND 

 

I really hate the band name it is really irretating but your music is really great..
please explain the name?

^^

Lucia

 

AND 


I think you guys need a better name..
'fuckin shit biscuits' is stupid.
but I bet you guys get that a lot.

whatever


much love.

 

AND 

In keeping with my strict policy of non-offensive Content, we had to remove you from our "Friends" list; but you can still be my friend, I guess... So, Would you consider changing your name from the "Fucking Shit Biscuits" to something nice like, The " Flowery Shoe Boxes" or the "Funny Soap Bubbles"? or the "Fluffy Sweet Bunnies"
:-) Hugs & Kisses, Smochie-kins

jr 

 

AND

Hello Ron,

Thank you for your email and for your interest in Google AdWords. I
understand that you would like to promote your band. As you know, we do
have guidelines regarding the language used in ad text and we do not allow
the use of inappropriate language in ad text as well as the Display URL.
You may still promote your site; however in order to comply with our
guidelines I recommend reviewing our Editorial Guidelines. Please note
that we take into account your Display URL when reviewing your ad. You may
alter your Display URL in cases where the language is inappropriate by
linking to a non-functioning website. For example 'fbiscuits.com.'

  We have established the AdWords Editorial Guidelines in order to:

* Increase the quality and relevance of Google advertising, for the
benefit of our advertisers and our users.
* Let you know how we evaluate your AdWords ads.
* Help you create concise, informative, well-targeted ads that will
encourage users to click on your ad and therefore increase the return on
your investment.

...
Sincerely,

Katie C.
The Google AdWords Team

 

 

AND

 

vienna




4/9/2006 6:06 PM

The Rolling Stones had a 100% more fans than you guys, you fucking assbags.

((Note: unfortunetly, Vienna was offended with our message and removed us from her friends list))

 

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  DROCK LIVEROTCHEE




4/10/2006 6:16 AM

Wow I really didnt know that, Ill add that to my bits of useless info pile of crap.Thanks Love DROCK

 

(Our response (we might be trying to find the good in all things bad but don't hold us to that)): 

 

 hey liverrot, you can have a positive impact on the future of mankind by running this banner on your site.




your fuckin' loving friends,

biscuits

 

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From: Ali
Date: Apr 10, 2006 4:51 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: whoa
Body:

with a pic like that, no way.

Ali

 

 

 

 



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