God Farted; A flatualistic explanation for the creation of the universe

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god farted
and the Gas went out into the Void
it filled the blankness
with living particles of potentialities
and the Smell collided with the Sound
it sparkled into Light
multitudinous lifeforms took shape
and started touching each other
and licking each other
and yearning to recreate

and a million of years went by

and so here we are
one species among
uncountable specii
seeing, smelling, hearing, touching, tasting
and along with our 5 senses we got

5 fingers on each hand
5 toes on each foot
5 holes in our head
and one hole in our ass

so we too
can fart like God

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