Liquor Lyles

Why Why does the bar close at 1:00 am???

He's a tired old soldier from Liquor Lyles.
He's had enough spirits, he's full of smiles.
He's been on the barstool for 14 hours.
He's had enough to drink, he's got superpowers.
He's capable of honing in on minute details.
his vagabond clothes, he never has to pay retail.
He's been on the barstool for 14 hours.
He's had enough to drink, he's got superpowers.
When the bar closes, he loses superpowers.
"Sloppy Joes" has never closed since 1941.