Fuckin Shit Biscuit songs are streamed in complete form because we are too stupid for grandiose schemes like hooking you in with incomplete songs and then hoping to sell you the complete version. To artists who act that way we say, go fuck yourselves! NOTE: We prefer you don't reroute the streams to recordable tracks.

If you are too broke to purchase a license for any of our music then write us letter. We'll grant you a license at no monetary charge and make some of our crappy songs available to you via download. Let's face the facts; we want to rock your world and we're dumbasses that need your love. In return for your affections we promise to continue loving you more than we love ourselves which is how it has been with us since 1983. And believe, you, me, it ain't about virtue--we loath ourselves and seek solace through you.