Am I Insane?

(Dominos Noviscus, E Pluribus Unum. Vite, Vate, Verbonum)

I've been thinkin, my brain's spinnin circles, it's all insane.
I've been thinkin, if I stop wearin undies, I won't get stains.
I've been wonderin, if I take a crap, have I eatin too much?
I've been wonderin, if I stop thinkin, am i insane?
I've been thinking would you think that I'm insane?

What will happen what should I do that I've been thinking?
Hey- she's been drinking, now I'm thinking, she's pretty cute.
Now she's slippin off the barstool..I must save her!
ass-a-twisted situation now I'm thinkin on my feet.
hold me, love me, squeeze me, never leave me.
You must caress the massive beast.

Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go.
you have made my life complete, and I love you so. yeah!